Everyone knows that Bender is the greatest. If you disagree then I invite to to bite my shiny metal ass.
When you've only got one eye, it's best to take good care of it and shield it from the sun.
Zoidberg looks a little too much like he wants to chew on my spleen, but otherwise these guys are super precious!
Careful, if Nibbler gets too good a grip on your noggin, you're a goner!
"Naw I'm just kidding, you're a wonderful human being."
He'll soften up a bit once he realizes how crappy human hands are for playing the holophoner.
Luckily, since it's only his head, Bender can't tell you to bite his shiny metal ass.