Available at: http://www.etsy.com/listing/62306689/pink-mammoth-plush?ref=v1other2 ($45)
This guy looks a little shifty, like he wants to grab onto my thighs and never let go!
Your naps on the couch will now be accompanied by dreams of ghosts.
It's weird when you want to lick your friend's head all the time.
Thank you, Quirmelle for watching my dust bunnies while I was out of town. What will you take in payment?
while I don't recommend swinging anything around by its tail, especially an expensive gadget, it's good to know the option exists.