People don't give sheep enough credit for being helpful and handy in all sorts of tasks.
while I don't recommend swinging anything around by its tail, especially an expensive gadget, it's good to know the option exists.
Available at: http://www.etsy.com/listing/62306689/pink-mammoth-plush?ref=v1other2 ($45)
It's weird when you want to lick your friend's head all the time.
Thank you, Quirmelle for watching my dust bunnies while I was out of town. What will you take in payment?
Jub jub! Don't let him back you into a corner with his super scary toothpick staff!