Jub jub! Don't let him back you into a corner with his super scary toothpick staff!
Available at: http://www.etsy.com/listing/62306689/pink-mammoth-plush?ref=v1other2 ($45)
Your naps on the couch will now be accompanied by dreams of ghosts.
You'll never be alone with this little guy strapped on your back.
while I don't recommend swinging anything around by its tail, especially an expensive gadget, it's good to know the option exists.
It's weird when you want to lick your friend's head all the time.