Available at: http://www.etsy.com/listing/62306689/pink-mammoth-plush?ref=v1other2 ($45)
while I don't recommend swinging anything around by its tail, especially an expensive gadget, it's good to know the option exists.
It's weird when you want to lick your friend's head all the time.
I skinned it myself in my cold weather bikini. This old thing would never do on Hoth.
This guy looks a little shifty, like he wants to grab onto my thighs and never let go!
Jub jub! Don't let him back you into a corner with his super scary toothpick staff!