Are you looking at me? Or him? Focus!
Will he ever get the fly? WILL HE?!
Eat me first! No me! No, eat me!
I don't think you're going to get a real prince by kissing this guy, but he seems like less of a hassle than royalty anyway.
He may look a little tipsy, but he's just drunk on love, promise. urp
Sorry, frog, in my purse you'd starve to death.