I can't stand to see a good piece of garbage go to waste. Turn it into a lamp!
Fires are dirty and hot and dangerous and a pain. 8-bit art is none of these things. Decision made.
Building a fire in the middle of the living room isn't "safe" or "advised" so we'll have to make do.
I'd be happy to scrape candle wax off my table for a few weeks if it means I get to light my chandelier on fire. Bring it!