Hiding gnomes and real fire? This is the kind of game I can really get into!
One does not deviate from the schedule. I don't care if you don't smoke, the candle says it's smoking time!
Building a fire in the middle of the living room isn't "safe" or "advised" so we'll have to make do.
Remember kids, always be sure to extinguish flaming snacks and beverages before consuming. Just ask my right eyebrow. RIP Righty!
Fires are dirty and hot and dangerous and a pain. 8-bit art is none of these things. Decision made.
Oh how I wish my brother's army men had had wicks when I was a kid!