One does not deviate from the schedule. I don't care if you don't smoke, the candle says it's smoking time!
Oh how I wish my brother's army men had had wicks when I was a kid!
I'd be happy to scrape candle wax off my table for a few weeks if it means I get to light my chandelier on fire. Bring it!
Via Incredible Things
Remember kids, always be sure to extinguish flaming snacks and beverages before consuming. Just ask my right eyebrow. RIP Righty!
Fires are dirty and hot and dangerous and a pain. 8-bit art is none of these things. Decision made.
I'll never really outgrow the desire to be a giant industrial machine capable of dousing giant fires. Gimme!