Building a fire in the middle of the living room isn't "safe" or "advised" so we'll have to make do.
I can't stand to see a good piece of garbage go to waste. Turn it into a lamp!
I'll never really outgrow the desire to be a giant industrial machine capable of dousing giant fires. Gimme!
Hiding gnomes and real fire? This is the kind of game I can really get into!
I'd be happy to scrape candle wax off my table for a few weeks if it means I get to light my chandelier on fire. Bring it!
Oh how I wish my brother's army men had had wicks when I was a kid!
Remember kids, always be sure to extinguish flaming snacks and beverages before consuming. Just ask my right eyebrow. RIP Righty!