Why dig in the dirt when you can carry a mushroom in your pocket!
I would buy fresh veggies from a well-dressed guinea pig any day.
A little birdie told me you liked little birdies. He's not wrong is he?
Just make sure he gets back in his tube at the end of the day or you may wake up to a mess on your hands.
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I have a small menagerie of pocket pets on my desk here. This wise little dude would be a perfect addition to the family.
I'll take the whole eight pack!