I have a small menagerie of pocket pets on my desk here. This wise little dude would be a perfect addition to the family.
You look wary of your snack, monster. Here, let me help you.
I will sing "The Rainbow Connection" to him every night and have the sweetest of dreams.
A little birdie told me you liked little birdies. He's not wrong is he?
Metal and wool and hearts and a little warm pillow all come together to make a little box of love.
I know this is important... I just can't remember why.
I'm not stoked about filling this sweet kitty with a bunch of pins like a voodoo doll. Someone buy it and save it from such a brutal fate!
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