Dude, what was in that sandwich? The bread looks all trippy now!
Who needs taxidermy when you can have much cooler LEGO birds all over the walls?
Too chicken to get a gold cap for your real tooth? Just rock this instead!
Plain normal fire is BORING. I want my fire doing tricks and wearing costumes!
You can print these cake decorations on paper and convince your friends that you are a fondant master. At least from afar.
My timekeeping needs are far too important to trust to a pedestrian wooden clock. I demand durability and accuracy!