Too chicken to get a gold cap for your real tooth? Just rock this instead!
Who needs taxidermy when you can have much cooler LEGO birds all over the walls?
My timekeeping needs are far too important to trust to a pedestrian wooden clock. I demand durability and accuracy!
You've all rushed out and stood in line and snatched up every available iPhone 5, I trust? With the new plug design, it's time to treat yourself to a new dock. Oooooh, wood!