We all love smashing paper donkeys to collect candy and toys. What could possibly make it better? Perhaps if the donkey were made of cookies? I've just died and gone to festive snack heaven.
Do you have the guts (to spill) to wear the hand of the king?
Set humor to ludicrous speed!
My mom had some antique cookie molds when I was growing up. I don't remember her ever actually using them but they were so pretty, I used them when I played with Play-Doh.
I see there is an "I do" cake there, but no "I don't?" That's mighty optimistic!
My timekeeping needs are far too important to trust to a pedestrian wooden clock. I demand durability and accuracy!