We all love smashing paper donkeys to collect candy and toys. What could possibly make it better? Perhaps if the donkey were made of cookies? I've just died and gone to festive snack heaven.
My mom had some antique cookie molds when I was growing up. I don't remember her ever actually using them but they were so pretty, I used them when I played with Play-Doh.
My timekeeping needs are far too important to trust to a pedestrian wooden clock. I demand durability and accuracy!
Who needs taxidermy when you can have much cooler LEGO birds all over the walls?
Remember kids, always be sure to extinguish flaming snacks and beverages before consuming. Just ask my right eyebrow. RIP Righty!