All glory to the desktop toy!

This dude's eyes are all droopy and sleepy until you fill the mug with hot coffee and he perks right up! Just like you!

There is no good reason that every piece of furniture in my house shouldn't have eyes.

I can't believe I'm endorsing something that looks like poop meant to be worn on your face but there it is. This thing is stinking adorable!

I'd trust a fox to keep my things safe, they're fierce!