Though it's a little uncomfortable to stick you headphones in a friendly robot's eyes, I'm glad to know he's there when I need him.
I am not to be trifled with if I haven't gotten my full eight hours. Heed the signs!
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This dude's eyes are all droopy and sleepy until you fill the mug with hot coffee and he perks right up! Just like you!
I can't believe I'm endorsing something that looks like poop meant to be worn on your face but there it is. This thing is stinking adorable!
It was nice of you to paint your toenails, but you couldn't trim your ear hair while you were at it?
Salt. It's inside me. I don't feel one way or the other. Enjoy your salt. Or don't. I don't care.