Salt. It's inside me. I don't feel one way or the other. Enjoy your salt. Or don't. I don't care.
Nothing could brighten up my day like seeing a swing or a tree or a bench blinking at me. It's the little things.
This hat is much like every other Totoro hat but for one thing. Wait for it, do you see it yet? Isn't it the BEST?
Sometimes you just love something so much you want to eat it just so it can be a part of you. Totoro! Bring y our leaf hat and befuddled expression and get in my belly!
Though it's a little uncomfortable to stick you headphones in a friendly robot's eyes, I'm glad to know he's there when I need him.
Everyone knows that Bender is the greatest. If you disagree then I invite to to bite my shiny metal ass.