This dude's eyes are all droopy and sleepy until you fill the mug with hot coffee and he perks right up! Just like you!
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This guy looks a little shifty, like he wants to grab onto my thighs and never let go!
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It was nice of you to paint your toenails, but you couldn't trim your ear hair while you were at it?
Everyone knows that Bender is the greatest. If you disagree then I invite to to bite my shiny metal ass.
All glory to the desktop toy!