I am not to be trifled with if I haven't gotten my full eight hours. Heed the signs!
It was nice of you to paint your toenails, but you couldn't trim your ear hair while you were at it?
There is no good reason that every piece of furniture in my house shouldn't have eyes.
Salt. It's inside me. I don't feel one way or the other. Enjoy your salt. Or don't. I don't care.
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This dude's eyes are all droopy and sleepy until you fill the mug with hot coffee and he perks right up! Just like you!
It's always wise to have someone looking out for you.