This guy looks a little shifty, like he wants to grab onto my thighs and never let go!
Salt. It's inside me. I don't feel one way or the other. Enjoy your salt. Or don't. I don't care.
Sometimes you just love something so much you want to eat it just so it can be a part of you. Totoro! Bring y our leaf hat and befuddled expression and get in my belly!
I can't believe I'm endorsing something that looks like poop meant to be worn on your face but there it is. This thing is stinking adorable!
This hat is much like every other Totoro hat but for one thing. Wait for it, do you see it yet? Isn't it the BEST?
There is no good reason that every piece of furniture in my house shouldn't have eyes.
Everyone knows that Bender is the greatest. If you disagree then I invite to to bite my shiny metal ass.