It was nice of you to paint your toenails, but you couldn't trim your ear hair while you were at it?
I can't believe I'm endorsing something that looks like poop meant to be worn on your face but there it is. This thing is stinking adorable!
It's always wise to have someone looking out for you.
This guy looks a little shifty, like he wants to grab onto my thighs and never let go!
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This dude's eyes are all droopy and sleepy until you fill the mug with hot coffee and he perks right up! Just like you!
Salt. It's inside me. I don't feel one way or the other. Enjoy your salt. Or don't. I don't care.