Time for walks in the park with a wagon. What are you gonna put in the wagon? Puppies? Pumpkins? Children? Dried corn?
Someday I want to coat my whole arm in icing and dip it in a vat of sprinkles. I wouldn't know what to do next, sadly, once I'm thoroughly spackled with hardening icing and sugary bits. I wouldn't want to eat it, I just want to take pictures of it maybe and call myself "Ol' Donut Arm". I guess just a donut will do.
What a delicious way to take out some frustrations. You could make a pastry or ice cream voodoo doll made to look like your worst enemy Mandy Bluth from 8th grade biology class and fill her with nails! Then EAT HER! Take that Mandy! Who's in charge now, you frizzy haired witch?!