I'd like these two to march into my house in the morning and make me breakfast and then leave me to enjoy my day. Why aren't there real life breakfast fairies?
There is bacon in this cupcake and the top looks like an egg so I see NO good reason that this wouldn't be perfectly acceptable as a breakfast dish. Have at it.
I'll forgive kitty for leaving footprints on my egg because he drew pretty little hearts on my chicken fingers! Aw, kitty, you really do love me!
Nowhere in the rhyme do they say that Humpty Dumpty was an egg, but a broken man wouldn't make a very cute cookie.
Piggies, stop staring at me so blankly with your super blankity blank faces. I can't get a read on you, you're creeping me out. Let's just eat and get it over with.
Is it any surprise that Hello Kitty loves Easter? It's all about cute fuzzy animals and chocolate! What's not to love?
I don't have time to both shower and eat breakfast. This is a real time saver, though maybe not the most nutritious.