Nowhere in the rhyme do they say that Humpty Dumpty was an egg, but a broken man wouldn't make a very cute cookie.
I'm fairly certain that we've seen cupcakes posing as every food group, every meal throughout the day, every fantastical food we could imagine. I really appreciate that this has a gummy candy egg on it but real bacon. There is no reason to fake it with the bacon. That's the real lesson here.
I love going on vacation when I get a chance to spend some time at a bed and breakfast. I know this is breakfast for a tot, but I like to think it's a magical house in the woods where I can stay the night and have the best breakfast ever. So there.