When it comes to eating avocado I'm a purist. I just need a little salt, a spoon, and maybe some hot sauce if I'm feeling fancy. These earrings get it.
I once had two goldfish named Flipper and Twitchy. I always figured there was something wrong with Twitchy because he was so, well, twitchy. Somehow that spazzy little twenty five cent fish lied for three years. Here's to Flipper and Twitchy!