We all have a little angel and devil whispering in our ears, sometimes one a little more loudly than the other. (Pipe down, devil!)
I once had two goldfish named Flipper and Twitchy. I always figured there was something wrong with Twitchy because he was so, well, twitchy. Somehow that spazzy little twenty five cent fish lied for three years. Here's to Flipper and Twitchy!