Go ahead, bite my face!
If you make cookie dough truffles and make them look like cookies on a stick, are they cookies?
Now you can make blue spaghetti out of dough and actually eat it! Magic!
Sometimes I get the urge to bake but I don't really like sweets so I have to pawn all the goodies off on my coworkers who REALLY don't mind. This is even easier than carting a giant bucket of cookies on the bus.
Would be bread. Right? Isn't that how it goes?