I don't think this giant donut could bake fast enough for me. I'd just stand in front of the oven drooling saying "hurry hurry hurry!"
I'm sure we've all dreamed from time to time about having a tasty treat so large that we could essentially live on it. I'd like to think that I'd have enough restraint to not eat until comatose. Oh who am I kidding? I'd end up flat on my back like Homer there in about ten minutes.