Not only is this octopus sweet and cuddly but she's also helpful, especially when you're sick and you need a friend to snuggle and wipe your nose.
Pulling something out of your nose to wipe my nose is a little too meta, but I've got a cold and I need a tissue no matter what.
Red, it is so thoughtful of you to sit here all day on my desk to make sure I have tape around. I hope you've got enough snacks in that basket because I've got nothing to share.
It's nice to have someone around to help out when you're not feeling so hot.
I'm not sure why I'd need so many different kinds of tape, but if I did, these sure would be handy!
It's a little weird that he's pooping tissue, but I'll take it.
I hate wrapping gifts so much, pointing a gun at the boxes sounds incredibly satisfying.