It's a little weird that he's pooping tissue, but I'll take it.
Red, it is so thoughtful of you to sit here all day on my desk to make sure I have tape around. I hope you've got enough snacks in that basket because I've got nothing to share.
Or you could, you know, put the candy in a bowl. But what fun is that?
Pulling something out of your nose to wipe my nose is a little too meta, but I've got a cold and I need a tissue no matter what.
Not only is this octopus sweet and cuddly but she's also helpful, especially when you're sick and you need a friend to snuggle and wipe your nose.
I'm not sure why I'd need so many different kinds of tape, but if I did, these sure would be handy!
It's nice to have someone around to help out when you're not feeling so hot.