It's a little weird that he's pooping tissue, but I'll take it.
I'm not sure why I'd need so many different kinds of tape, but if I did, these sure would be handy!
Not only is this octopus sweet and cuddly but she's also helpful, especially when you're sick and you need a friend to snuggle and wipe your nose.
Pulling something out of your nose to wipe my nose is a little too meta, but I've got a cold and I need a tissue no matter what.