It's a little weird that he's pooping tissue, but I'll take it.
Red, it is so thoughtful of you to sit here all day on my desk to make sure I have tape around. I hope you've got enough snacks in that basket because I've got nothing to share.
It's nice to have someone around to help out when you're not feeling so hot.
Not only is this octopus sweet and cuddly but she's also helpful, especially when you're sick and you need a friend to snuggle and wipe your nose.
I hate wrapping gifts so much, pointing a gun at the boxes sounds incredibly satisfying.
I'm not sure why I'd need so many different kinds of tape, but if I did, these sure would be handy!
Can we say MOST USEFUL INVENTION EVER?!