It's a little weird that he's pooping tissue, but I'll take it.
Red, it is so thoughtful of you to sit here all day on my desk to make sure I have tape around. I hope you've got enough snacks in that basket because I've got nothing to share.
It's nice to have someone around to help out when you're not feeling so hot.
Or you could, you know, put the candy in a bowl. But what fun is that?
Can we say MOST USEFUL INVENTION EVER?!
I hate wrapping gifts so much, pointing a gun at the boxes sounds incredibly satisfying.
I'm not sure why I'd need so many different kinds of tape, but if I did, these sure would be handy!