I am a sucker for a classic cable knit sweater. I've also been looking for dishes that match my clothing so I can sit on the couch and look like I'm just eating off my lap. Win/win!
Make a literal banana boat and relax in the satisfaction that you've really done something with your day.
Doing chores is so much easier when your tools are adorable and the soap smells nice and you have a cute apron on. Bring it, elephant! Those dishes will be done in no time!
You don't wear gloves because you're dainty, you wear gloves because you are taking no mercy!
This picnic isn't even close to being ruined.
Remember, whatever the little guy has eaten has also been eaten by the big guy who eats him.
Though I suspect you'd need a second scrubber to keep this scrubber clean, I'd be happy to have such a ray of sunshine adorning my sink.