This picnic isn't even close to being ruined.
Though I suspect you'd need a second scrubber to keep this scrubber clean, I'd be happy to have such a ray of sunshine adorning my sink.
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Doing chores is so much easier when your tools are adorable and the soap smells nice and you have a cute apron on. Bring it, elephant! Those dishes will be done in no time!
You don't wear gloves because you're dainty, you wear gloves because you are taking no mercy!
Make a literal banana boat and relax in the satisfaction that you've really done something with your day.
Mixing traditional china patterns is adorable, especially when you take it even further and mix them on one piece.