You don't wear gloves because you're dainty, you wear gloves because you are taking no mercy!
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Though I suspect you'd need a second scrubber to keep this scrubber clean, I'd be happy to have such a ray of sunshine adorning my sink.
This picnic isn't even close to being ruined.
Elegance doesn't always have to be stodgy. It can also be whimsical and delightful!
Make a literal banana boat and relax in the satisfaction that you've really done something with your day.
Mixing traditional china patterns is adorable, especially when you take it even further and mix them on one piece.