Make a literal banana boat and relax in the satisfaction that you've really done something with your day.
You don't wear gloves because you're dainty, you wear gloves because you are taking no mercy!
This picnic isn't even close to being ruined.
Thanksgiving is next week which of course means that we have to start thinking about what outfit is the most comfortable to eat a lot in and how many different types of mashed potatoes to make.
Remember, whatever the little guy has eaten has also been eaten by the big guy who eats him.
Though I suspect you'd need a second scrubber to keep this scrubber clean, I'd be happy to have such a ray of sunshine adorning my sink.
It's a sad fact, even divas have to do dishes. Bonus, this also looks like a microphone so you can sing along to your stereo while you do chores.