This picnic isn't even close to being ruined.
I am a sucker for a classic cable knit sweater. I've also been looking for dishes that match my clothing so I can sit on the couch and look like I'm just eating off my lap. Win/win!
Elegance doesn't always have to be stodgy. It can also be whimsical and delightful!
Remember, whatever the little guy has eaten has also been eaten by the big guy who eats him.
Though I suspect you'd need a second scrubber to keep this scrubber clean, I'd be happy to have such a ray of sunshine adorning my sink.
It's a sad fact, even divas have to do dishes. Bonus, this also looks like a microphone so you can sing along to your stereo while you do chores.
Make a literal banana boat and relax in the satisfaction that you've really done something with your day.