This pen claims to have enough ink to last 7 whole years! That would be awesome, considering how we type everything these days, I'd never have to buy another pen!
I've been searching for a way to make stapling more badass.
Do you chew on your pens and mangle them? It won't look quite as odd if it looks like you're chewing on actual candy.
Even though you're stuck in a dark, chilly office in the depths of winter, just remember, it's sunny somewhere.
He doesn't really look like he wants you to have a nice day, but the sentiment is there.
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