He's only a unicorn when your pencil is dull so keep drawing!
The most recent note from my supervisor about current benefits open enrollment was so adorable it deserves a place of honor in my special heart clip.
Do your documents love you or love you not?
The only way this could be better is if it also played "Endless Love". (+100 internets for catching the reference)
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Do you chew on your pens and mangle them? It won't look quite as odd if it looks like you're chewing on actual candy.