We don't need a Rolodex like we did in the old days. We only need a few cards around. And broccoli. Always broccoli.
Red, it is so thoughtful of you to sit here all day on my desk to make sure I have tape around. I hope you've got enough snacks in that basket because I've got nothing to share.
Spitballs? Please! If you really want to annoy your coworkers, fire circus people over the cubicle wall!
Be your own miniature urban improvement league.
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This pen claims to have enough ink to last 7 whole years! That would be awesome, considering how we type everything these days, I'd never have to buy another pen!