Available at: Suck UK http://www.suck.uk.com/product.php?rangeID=154&rangeNew=1 ($16)
Penguins are very organized. They'll have your files in tip top shape in no time.
Available at: Amazon http://www.amazon.com/Henry-Desk-Vacuum/dp/B001GNTLGY/ref=sr14?ie=UTF8&qid=1289466344&sr=8-4 ($18)
This pen claims to have enough ink to last 7 whole years! That would be awesome, considering how we type everything these days, I'd never have to buy another pen!
We don't need a Rolodex like we did in the old days. We only need a few cards around. And broccoli. Always broccoli.
You always wanted to be a space ranger, this is one step closer!