I've been searching for a way to make stapling more badass.
We don't need a Rolodex like we did in the old days. We only need a few cards around. And broccoli. Always broccoli.
This pen claims to have enough ink to last 7 whole years! That would be awesome, considering how we type everything these days, I'd never have to buy another pen!
Red, it is so thoughtful of you to sit here all day on my desk to make sure I have tape around. I hope you've got enough snacks in that basket because I've got nothing to share.
You always wanted to be a space ranger, this is one step closer!
Your desk could use some more fungus accessories.