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He doesn't really look like he wants you to have a nice day, but the sentiment is there.
Your desk could use some more fungus accessories.
He's only a unicorn when your pencil is dull so keep drawing!
I've been searching for a way to make stapling more badass.
Do you chew on your pens and mangle them? It won't look quite as odd if it looks like you're chewing on actual candy.