Imagine the awesome patterns if you dropped him off the table onto a big sheet of paper?
Spitballs? Please! If you really want to annoy your coworkers, fire circus people over the cubicle wall!
The only way this could be better is if it also played "Endless Love". (+100 internets for catching the reference)
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Do your documents love you or love you not?
Red, it is so thoughtful of you to sit here all day on my desk to make sure I have tape around. I hope you've got enough snacks in that basket because I've got nothing to share.