Your desk could use some more fungus accessories.
My desk can never have enough rainbows, must have more cute!
He's only a unicorn when your pencil is dull so keep drawing!
You need a giant sharpener for the giant pencils you use to collect your super stupendous bigtime ideas.
This pen claims to have enough ink to last 7 whole years! That would be awesome, considering how we type everything these days, I'd never have to buy another pen!
We don't need a Rolodex like we did in the old days. We only need a few cards around. And broccoli. Always broccoli.