I've never seen an assistant quite so talented. He can hold my pencil, tape and other accessories all while taking care of some business of his own if you know what I mean.
He's only a unicorn when your pencil is dull so keep drawing!
Do you chew on your pens and mangle them? It won't look quite as odd if it looks like you're chewing on actual candy.
Do your documents love you or love you not?
You always wanted to be a space ranger, this is one step closer!