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Every piece of paper, if these were left on my desk would say "HUNGRY".
I've been searching for a way to make stapling more badass.
We don't need a Rolodex like we did in the old days. We only need a few cards around. And broccoli. Always broccoli.
Red, it is so thoughtful of you to sit here all day on my desk to make sure I have tape around. I hope you've got enough snacks in that basket because I've got nothing to share.
Though I don't quite understand what one needs with so many pencils, I'm glad there's a job out there for Mr. Whaley since he retired from teaching schools of fish.
He doesn't really look like he wants you to have a nice day, but the sentiment is there.