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Penguins are very organized. They'll have your files in tip top shape in no time.
My desk can never have enough rainbows, must have more cute!
Spitballs? Please! If you really want to annoy your coworkers, fire circus people over the cubicle wall!
Though I don't quite understand what one needs with so many pencils, I'm glad there's a job out there for Mr. Whaley since he retired from teaching schools of fish.
I've never seen an assistant quite so talented. He can hold my pencil, tape and other accessories all while taking care of some business of his own if you know what I mean.