This guitar should come with a contract you have to sign stating that you're only allowed to play the sweetest love songs on its strings.
Not approved for people with a fear of having their heads eaten by sugar-craving dinosaurs.
Sometimes a meal is so delicious and satisfying that you just want to eat the entire plate and the table cloth and flatware and everything. In my family when food is especially tasty we say that we just want to "rub it in my hair".
Make sure you eat breakfast before you take a shower, this baby isn't edible.
If only the scent of a daffodil was something you could make into a flavor of frosting. Get on it, science!
I know that for some of you the greatest love of your life is sweet treats. Snuggle with them until you drift into sweet sweet dreams.
Poor mouse, always the worse for wear. He really should drink some more tea to get over that wicked hangover. The Hatter throws such epic parties, no wonder he's not half there.