Each mustache has its own personality, just like every morning has its mood. Make sure they match up when you're drinking your coffee.
Too much caffeine makes me all jittery. This will do.
I'm over using an old tin can on my desk to hold paperclips and pencils. It's time for something foxier.
How many times do you think you will have to dig through the trash because you forgot to take your silly expensive collar off your coffee cup?
First of all I'm amazed anyone thinks that making tea is too much of a hassle. That said, I need one of these, I never bother to make tea.
Drink out of these mugs over the holidays pointedly in front of your parents when you fly home to visit. Maybe they'll learn how to text.
You're always hogging all the cups!