When you've got some serious money to blow, spend it on the most frivolous things.
Your cuffs are getting tired of those old Mario cufflinks. Update!
Let the Force decide your outfit in the morning.
Bilbo enjoys the quiet life, his pipe, his acorn cufflinks, and ADVENTURE!
It's the end of the school year, without Mr. Ames' help you never would have passed that government exam. Toss him a little love.
Don't be ashamed, everybody poops.