When you've got some serious money to blow, spend it on the most frivolous things.
Bilbo enjoys the quiet life, his pipe, his acorn cufflinks, and ADVENTURE!
Are you on or off today?
It's the end of the school year, without Mr. Ames' help you never would have passed that government exam. Toss him a little love.
Your cuffs are getting tired of those old Mario cufflinks. Update!
Don't be ashamed, everybody poops.