From the depths of the underworld comes pretty much the cutest evil lord ever. Sure you'll slowly sink into the dark morass of madness, but isn't it worth it to get your hands on cookies this adorable?
How can Cthulhu be truly evil when he so generously keeps my feet warm on the cold floor in the morning?
The old lords are so soft and roomy!
My my, don't you look handsome with your lovely curled tentacles?