I don't think you're going to get a real prince by kissing this guy, but he seems like less of a hassle than royalty anyway.
I don't know about having multiple crown cups for your cupcakes. As far as I remember, the birthday boy and ONLY the birthday boy gets the crown!
Maybe you don't want to be totally flashy about your royal status.
Treat your phone like the piggy little queen it is.
Anyone regal enough to have whiskers made of Pocky definitely deserves to be crowned the king of all baked goods AND the jungle.