Queen Octopus is pleased by your offering of a jewel-eyed fish, you may proceed to kissing the royal tentacles.
Maybe you don't want to be totally flashy about your royal status.
Anyone regal enough to have whiskers made of Pocky definitely deserves to be crowned the king of all baked goods AND the jungle.
Treat your phone like the piggy little queen it is.
This is about right. Mint ice cream does deserve to be dipped in gold and crowned as royalty.