Treat your phone like the piggy little queen it is.
Queen Octopus is pleased by your offering of a jewel-eyed fish, you may proceed to kissing the royal tentacles.
The melted down candy "windows" in these cookies are super impressive. What does this sailor moon heart symbol mean, superfans?
I don't think you're going to get a real prince by kissing this guy, but he seems like less of a hassle than royalty anyway.
This is about right. Mint ice cream does deserve to be dipped in gold and crowned as royalty.