Anyone regal enough to have whiskers made of Pocky definitely deserves to be crowned the king of all baked goods AND the jungle.
I don't think you're going to get a real prince by kissing this guy, but he seems like less of a hassle than royalty anyway.
Maybe you don't want to be totally flashy about your royal status.
Treat your phone like the piggy little queen it is.
Queen Octopus is pleased by your offering of a jewel-eyed fish, you may proceed to kissing the royal tentacles.