Treat your phone like the piggy little queen it is.
Anyone regal enough to have whiskers made of Pocky definitely deserves to be crowned the king of all baked goods AND the jungle.
The melted down candy "windows" in these cookies are super impressive. What does this sailor moon heart symbol mean, superfans?
Maybe you don't want to be totally flashy about your royal status.
I don't think you're going to get a real prince by kissing this guy, but he seems like less of a hassle than royalty anyway.
This is about right. Mint ice cream does deserve to be dipped in gold and crowned as royalty.