Just because you are listening to Iron Butterfly and Barry Manilow and Bette Midler, you still have every right to use the latest technology. Even if you have to call your grandkids for help loading the darn thing.
For some people, all an iPad is is a giant, very expensive Gameboy.
Who said you can't be cute while you hit the greens?
Carry Nyan Cat in your purse! Nyan everywhere!
It's so nice of my kitty to fetch my text messages for me!
When you're feeling lo-fi, go all the way.