My suburban house with a white picket fence isn't gritty and urban enough. I need to scum it up a little.
This couch can invade my space any day! Too bad it's only a prototype. These suckers could sell like hotcakes.
A great way to lay about with friends and hilariously crush your enemies!
I'm all about snuggling up on the couch with all my favorite snacks!
I keep finding him under the stove or in the bathtub or the fireplace when I get home. Stay put, Mario!
Oh aren't you just a flatterer? I suppose I'll stay for one more drink.
Make sure and keep that gap at the bottom so your pillows don't all disappear.