You need a giant sharpener for the giant pencils you use to collect your super stupendous bigtime ideas.
I'm a sucker for old school ceramic match strikers. Updated for our modern nostalgia!
Or you could, you know, put the candy in a bowl. But what fun is that?
Keep your stinky pile of plant garbage out of sight and save the planet!
There isn't enough plastic around my cheese slices. Can I put them inside a plastic box too?
Coffee and a snack is all business around these parts. This is not casual Friday, make sure your break is attired properly.
"I hope she remembers to put my head back on," thought (she can't speak without a mouth) removable headed Hello Kitty.