Plug in and blast off!
Will he ever get the fly? WILL HE?!
Workplace accessories, especially USB hubs, can be super boring and actually detract from the aesthetic of your carefully decorated desk. This will go perfectly with your nautical theme.
Sometimes I'm just way too lazy to read the THOUSANDS of tweets in my twitter feed and just need someone to read it to me. Thank goodness there's something for that now.
I know you're really working on super important reports for your super important job but you need a little whimsy on your desk.
Available at: Thinkgeek ($20) http://www.thinkgeek.com/interests/giftsforher/a620/