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Your desk could use some more fungus accessories.
I know you're really working on super important reports for your super important job but you need a little whimsy on your desk.
Not a bad idea, Kitty, my lip does get a little chilly in the winter.
Your mouse resents your opulent decor, treat it to its own rug.
Workplace accessories, especially USB hubs, can be super boring and actually detract from the aesthetic of your carefully decorated desk. This will go perfectly with your nautical theme.
Do you tell your computer how much you love it? Maybe it's time. Get girly with it!