We've come a long way from carrying a lock of hair.
Will he ever get the fly? WILL HE?!
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I know you're really working on super important reports for your super important job but you need a little whimsy on your desk.
Your desk could use some more fungus accessories.
Your mouse resents your opulent decor, treat it to its own rug.