Your desk could use some more fungus accessories.
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I can't afford a designer dog but I do need a new USB hub!
Workplace accessories, especially USB hubs, can be super boring and actually detract from the aesthetic of your carefully decorated desk. This will go perfectly with your nautical theme.
Sure your iPad is sleek and sexy and cool, but you've got to protect it. Why not make it kawaii in the process?