I don't have a real melon, but I've got juices!
Don't worry, these hedgies are not pokey at all, just soft and warm and there for you when you need them.
Looks breezy out there, good thing you have a scarf on to keep you warm! Oh and a heart, is that for me? Aren't you a sweet little thing!
Oh real fruit, how delicious you are. No amount of juice from concentrate frozen in a mold can compare to fresh, tart, crisp fruit on a stick. Now GIMME!
Alcohol takes too long to chill, let's get moving here!
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