I don't have a real melon, but I've got juices!
Alcohol takes too long to chill, let's get moving here!
Oh real fruit, how delicious you are. No amount of juice from concentrate frozen in a mold can compare to fresh, tart, crisp fruit on a stick. Now GIMME!
Looks breezy out there, good thing you have a scarf on to keep you warm! Oh and a heart, is that for me? Aren't you a sweet little thing!
Don't worry, these hedgies are not pokey at all, just soft and warm and there for you when you need them.
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