I don't have a real melon, but I've got juices!
Looks breezy out there, good thing you have a scarf on to keep you warm! Oh and a heart, is that for me? Aren't you a sweet little thing!
Alcohol takes too long to chill, let's get moving here!
Oh real fruit, how delicious you are. No amount of juice from concentrate frozen in a mold can compare to fresh, tart, crisp fruit on a stick. Now GIMME!
Don't worry, these hedgies are not pokey at all, just soft and warm and there for you when you need them.