Don't burn your hands, just burn your enemies with your sweet yet evil glare!
Sometimes a meal is so delicious and satisfying that you just want to eat the entire plate and the table cloth and flatware and everything. In my family when food is especially tasty we say that we just want to "rub it in my hair".
I will never get tired of these amazing videos. All the desserts! Get in my mouth!
Melting a skull in your coffee is a super satisfying way to start the day. I feel so powerful!
On a diet? Kill two birds with one stone, improve your dental health and lose weight!
How many times do you think you will have to dig through the trash because you forgot to take your silly expensive collar off your coffee cup?