Go go go go! Drink us fast and let's get going! Your day, it's beginning, let's get moving!
Too much caffeine makes me all jittery. This will do.
Don't burn your hands, just burn your enemies with your sweet yet evil glare!
Each mustache has its own personality, just like every morning has its mood. Make sure they match up when you're drinking your coffee.
What? I like a lot of cream in my coffee.