Now I've found a surefire way to get me out of bed in the morning! Promise me french toast cupcakes with bacon! I'm up, I'm up!
Melting a skull in your coffee is a super satisfying way to start the day. I feel so powerful!
Each mustache has its own personality, just like every morning has its mood. Make sure they match up when you're drinking your coffee.
Don't burn your hands, just burn your enemies with your sweet yet evil glare!
Some people are seriously serious about where their coffee comes from. No question of provenance when you grow it yourself!
A hot cuppa joe should be just what it takes to get you perked up and ready to go.