Well hello there, Kitty! You're doing a lovely job of watching over your flock of hot, crispy, salty fries but I'm afraid your duties are through. I'll take over from here.
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I'm happy I haz you.
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I appreciate the extra large slice of cheese there to wipe up my drool with after dreaming of greasy snacks.
Checking my phone all day is making me so hungry!
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It's a fate you have to come to terms with, burger. I'm sorry it has to be this way but there's nothing I can do.