Just because the guards aren't allowed to smile doesn't mean they don't enjoy the attention. You know they must trade stories about tourists in the off-hours.
You can create a party (or a mess) anywhere, anytime! How festive!
Maybe if you talk to it, it will outgrow its tiny vial and join the rest of your houseplants.
Don't forget to have a snack! Milk is a good reminder.
Everyone together now: "SQUEEEEEEEEEEE!" Because seriously, a pocket full of Totoro? GIMME!
That's one hell of a 'hawk, panda!