Hey, mechanics need breakfast too!
Just close your eyes an imagine a world where you can have a fruity pebbles treat anytime you want. All you have to do is wish and one will appear right in front of you, just like that. Ahhhhh, what a world.
I like the idea of cutting into something that looks like a cake but it's crispy and crunchy all the way through. Sure, Trix tears up the roof of your mouth something awful, but it's worth it.
They won't turn your milk sweet and delicious but they will keep you company while you eat.
Why wash your hands with a boring little nub of Ivory when you have choices like these?
I like to think that whatever is in the bowl was dropped in there all in one big lump. Sploosh!