I have come up with so many creative and inventive ways to get my cell phone to stand up properly so I can watch videos. If only I had a friendly bear to take care of that for me.
I need a little friend around to keep my phone free of face smudges. My shirt just isn't cutting it anymore.
They look so real and soft, I want to have a bite!
Attaching pepper spray to my cell phone is a surefire recipe for me accidentally blinding some poor innocent in a bar while I'm texting a friend.
Pugs make good guard dogs. They snorfle people who try to steal your phone!
You can't carry your cat around to clean your phone for you everywhere you go, plus, this way you don't get kitty litter all over yourself.
I can't live without my iPhone. It must be within reach at all times or I panic. This might help soothe me a little.