They look so real and soft, I want to have a bite!
Pugs make good guard dogs. They snorfle people who try to steal your phone!
I'm not sure why a sentient lump of tofu is interested in holding my phone for me but here you go, buddy, go nuts.
Is that chowder? I could really go for some chowder right now.
"Roger that, I'll pick up some chicken on my way home. Over and out."
There are few things better than a white cat with mismatched eyes. My iPhone agrees!