Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your sweet fondant!
Princesses can be so demanding. I want everything to be a castle!
Turrets and bridges and steps and stones and roses. Oh to live in a castle!
Pink! Pinky pinky pinkness! Wow is that a pink cake! Is there anything inside the castle door? a staircase of chocolate bars and marshmallows perhaps? Diego? Such pink mysteries!
I certainly hope there isn't any sand mixed in there for a dose of authenticity.