He'll soften up a bit once he realizes how crappy human hands are for playing the holophoner.
I can't imagine what a little kid would need with a bottle opener, which leads me to the conclusion that these are meant for adults! Yessss!
"BEEP BOP BEEP."
Even with a few lint balls from under the couch, you can't deny that Meatwad is just about the sweetest thing you've ever seen.
Those heads better be detachable and fireproof because I'm about to reenact some of my favorite scenes.