Cupcakes, carrots, dirt, it can all be a work of art. Just frame it in pretzels and I'll eat all the art you throw at me.

Move over marshmallow Peeps! A new pack of sweets are in town.

Sure carrots are pretty tasty as a vegetable, but they're much better as sugar shaped like a vegetable! More for me, less for bunnies!

Why oh why does marzipan have to taste like marzipan? It's so lovely to look at and you can make such adorable little things with it. I just wish it tasted like, well, anything other than it does. Every Christmas my great aunt Mary used to bring over a plate of amazing handmade marzipan fruits and ever year I would try one thinking maybe, just maybe, this time it wouldn't taste like THAT. But it did. And it does.

Piggies, stop staring at me so blankly with your super blankity blank faces. I can't get a read on you, you're creeping me out. Let's just eat and get it over with.

I'd personally never complain about eating veggies and call it "rabbit food" but there are plenty of people out there who just don't appreciate the goodness of fresh veggies. I bet even the naysayers would love these "rabbit food" sandwiches. They're crescent rolls colored orange and stuffed with egg salad! Sneaky, healthy and delicious!

I demand centerpieces with hidden presents at every dinner party forever!