Ooh, will it turn into popcorn as it burns? That would be one heck of a slow snack.
Scatter a bunch of these around the floor or lawn and you can have your very own fairy ring!
This cake belongs in an English garden with lots of wildflowers and vines and antique roses and tea-dyed lace dresses and big floppy hats. The bugs and plants will happily eat up all the crumbs I leave behind.
Sometimes just jamming a few candles in the cake just isn't special enough, you know?
That sneaky octopus looks like he's ready to blow out that green candle the moment you light it. You could literally wipe that look off his face and save a lot of trouble.
Oh how I wish my brother's army men had had wicks when I was a kid!
We are just here to guard the candles, please have mercy!