Nothing gets me more excited to party than confetti and little stripey candles! Who has the champagne?
We are just here to guard the candles, please have mercy!
Are you kidding me? I would LOVE to have my house smell like freshly sawed wood!
Sometimes just jamming a few candles in the cake just isn't special enough, you know?
This cake belongs in an English garden with lots of wildflowers and vines and antique roses and tea-dyed lace dresses and big floppy hats. The bugs and plants will happily eat up all the crumbs I leave behind.
Ooh, will it turn into popcorn as it burns? That would be one heck of a slow snack.