I understand, it's hard to find a place in your small apartment for a big, antique menorah. I know you've got wine, this is for you.
Nothing gets me more excited to party than confetti and little stripey candles! Who has the champagne?
This cake belongs in an English garden with lots of wildflowers and vines and antique roses and tea-dyed lace dresses and big floppy hats. The bugs and plants will happily eat up all the crumbs I leave behind.
I was never a dollhouse girl, I always thought they were a little creepy and probably came to life when I wasn't looking. I wouldn't blame them if they were presented with cake like this.
Eat them or burn them, eggs are a magical food.
Plain normal fire is BORING. I want my fire doing tricks and wearing costumes!
That sneaky octopus looks like he's ready to blow out that green candle the moment you light it. You could literally wipe that look off his face and save a lot of trouble.