I'd be happy to scrape candle wax off my table for a few weeks if it means I get to light my chandelier on fire. Bring it!
Wait, can skulls even bleed?
I'm changing my "lose weight" resolution to "eat ice cream for breakfast with a candle and sprinkles every day" promise. Shouldn't I do what makes me happy?
Sometimes there just aren't any cakes to be had.
You know about these, right?
Though usually the flame goes under the cauldron, I'm not gonna complain. I'm gonna pretend I'm Severus Snape and yell at my imaginary students.
I don't know what happened 100 times for this cake to be necessary, but I am so glad that it did! Dressing a cake up like a cake in a stack is pretty genius, it almost makes me believe all the cake lies.