It's like drinking the bottle at both ends.
I'm changing my "lose weight" resolution to "eat ice cream for breakfast with a candle and sprinkles every day" promise. Shouldn't I do what makes me happy?
It's my birthday! Did any of you get me a banana?
Sometimes there just aren't any cakes to be had.
I love the smell of newspaper especially on a chilly Fall morning. I'd also like a candle that smells like paper money. Delicious. What are your favorite odd scents?
Wait, can skulls even bleed?
Okay so YOU can't eat this adorable little cake, but your cat can! Just make sure and blow out that candle before any whiskers get singed!