It's like drinking the bottle at both ends.
I'm changing my "lose weight" resolution to "eat ice cream for breakfast with a candle and sprinkles every day" promise. Shouldn't I do what makes me happy?
It's my birthday! Did any of you get me a banana?
Sometimes there just aren't any cakes to be had.
This is so weird and so appealing! Who would figure, heating up something that looks like a cookie to make your house smell like a cookie? MADNESS!
I love the smell of newspaper especially on a chilly Fall morning. I'd also like a candle that smells like paper money. Delicious. What are your favorite odd scents?
One does not deviate from the schedule. I don't care if you don't smoke, the candle says it's smoking time!