Wait, can skulls even bleed?
I'm changing my "lose weight" resolution to "eat ice cream for breakfast with a candle and sprinkles every day" promise. Shouldn't I do what makes me happy?
I'd be happy to scrape candle wax off my table for a few weeks if it means I get to light my chandelier on fire. Bring it!
Wild blueberries make me all giddy for summer. Picking them off the bush when they're warmed by the sun, it's almost impossible to not eat them all and have some left over for cake.
Sometimes there just aren't any cakes to be had.
This is so weird and so appealing! Who would figure, heating up something that looks like a cookie to make your house smell like a cookie? MADNESS!
The amygdala has an especially tantalizing scent when singed.