It's my birthday! Did any of you get me a banana?
Wild blueberries make me all giddy for summer. Picking them off the bush when they're warmed by the sun, it's almost impossible to not eat them all and have some left over for cake.
I'm changing my "lose weight" resolution to "eat ice cream for breakfast with a candle and sprinkles every day" promise. Shouldn't I do what makes me happy?
Wait, can skulls even bleed?
The amygdala has an especially tantalizing scent when singed.
Okay so YOU can't eat this adorable little cake, but your cat can! Just make sure and blow out that candle before any whiskers get singed!
It's like drinking the bottle at both ends.