A little hammy, a lot snuggly. Don't feel bad about wishing you could eat him. We all understand.
I'm good at leaving open cans sitting around anyway, now they'll grow pretties for me!
You wouldn't want the pigs to know you're drinking a grande americano. They need to think you're up to no good.
Cameras are great and all, but honestly I just want a can wrapped in the lower half of a cat's face.
An ideal pet! No dander, no litter box, no affection!
Wouldn't it be nice to deflate the planet and tuck it in your pocket when you're not using it?