Drink it, Don't Spray it

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Drink it, Don't Spray it
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You wouldn't want the pigs to know you're drinking a grande americano. They need to think you're up to no good.

Flowers In a Can

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Flowers In a Can
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I'm good at leaving open cans sitting around anyway, now they'll grow pretties for me!

Allergic to Cats?

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Allergic to Cats?
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An ideal pet! No dander, no litter box, no affection!

He's Got the Whole World in His Can

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He's Got the Whole World in His Can
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Wouldn't it be nice to deflate the planet and tuck it in your pocket when you're not using it?

Canned Haminal

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Canned Haminal
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A little hammy, a lot snuggly. Don't feel bad about wishing you could eat him. We all understand.