Cameras are great and all, but honestly I just want a can wrapped in the lower half of a cat's face.
An ideal pet! No dander, no litter box, no affection!
A little hammy, a lot snuggly. Don't feel bad about wishing you could eat him. We all understand.
You wouldn't want the pigs to know you're drinking a grande americano. They need to think you're up to no good.
Wouldn't it be nice to deflate the planet and tuck it in your pocket when you're not using it?