Cameras are great and all, but honestly I just want a can wrapped in the lower half of a cat's face.
A little hammy, a lot snuggly. Don't feel bad about wishing you could eat him. We all understand.
I'm good at leaving open cans sitting around anyway, now they'll grow pretties for me!
You wouldn't want the pigs to know you're drinking a grande americano. They need to think you're up to no good.
An ideal pet! No dander, no litter box, no affection!