Wouldn't it be nice to deflate the planet and tuck it in your pocket when you're not using it?
You wouldn't want the pigs to know you're drinking a grande americano. They need to think you're up to no good.
This totally beats my cheap foam koozie from Piggly Wiggly. It's like being a real grown up!
An ideal pet! No dander, no litter box, no affection!
I'm good at leaving open cans sitting around anyway, now they'll grow pretties for me!
A little hammy, a lot snuggly. Don't feel bad about wishing you could eat him. We all understand.