Though the lack of heads is a little gruesome, this is a welcome respite from the smashing-handfuls-of-cake-in-your-beloved's-face. Nom away, newlyweds!
You have that one friend who is a little bit crazy and likes high-heeled slippers and showing off her cleavage and doing tequila shots first thing at the bar. She's getting married, you're in charge of shower snacks. These are perfect!