There's something pretty satisfying about putting something's entire head in your mouth, be it a cat, your little brother, Hello Kitty. Just nom away knowing that you have conquered the kitty.
Cookies are super yummy, especially if you've got some milk to go with them. Now imagine that the glass of milk is really a ball of cake covered in fondant. Is your mouth watering yet? I'll wait while you find something with which to mop the drool from your keyboard.