Honestly, who hasn't wanted to bite the head off a noisy baby now and again?
A perfect reward for hitting the books.
I've got summer fever! Let's go lay on towels and try not to get sand in our food and shoo bees away from our soda cans!
You've worked hard, you've slept through important lessons, you've stumbled into class hungover, you've pulled all-nighters. It's time you enjoyed a little cake!
I've rarely seen a bird with such a fancy hat but I'm more than happy to snack on her head.
Lions, you are so brave to face your imminent demise with a smile on your face.
Putting gold on your food is only for super fancy people. Like me. I've got on my nicest sweat pants and I'm drinking cheap tea out of my college mug. Bring me all the gold food!