Being American, I've never heard of fairy bread which is evidently an Australian treat. I'm not sure I'd want to eat white bread with margarine and sprinkles but it sure looks adorable!
Considering how much I love butter, if I had a piece of toast that big, a whole stick might just about do it.
Though it pains me to see a sweet face on my plate looking so sad and resigned to his fate of being eaten, I have to do what I came here to do and dip him in over medium egg yolks. It's a cruel world.
Ordering food at a restaurant can be too complicated. Just point at your ears when they ask what toppings you want.
You're pretty sweet for a short stack!
Silly, you can't use real toast as a wallet! Your money will get butter all over it!
Sometimes a meal is so delicious and satisfying that you just want to eat the entire plate and the table cloth and flatware and everything. In my family when food is especially tasty we say that we just want to "rub it in my hair".