You're pretty sweet for a short stack!
Sometimes a meal is so delicious and satisfying that you just want to eat the entire plate and the table cloth and flatware and everything. In my family when food is especially tasty we say that we just want to "rub it in my hair".
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Aww, I almost feel sorry for the little birdie. Until the melted butter comes out.
Considering how much I love butter, if I had a piece of toast that big, a whole stick might just about do it.
Silly, you can't use real toast as a wallet! Your money will get butter all over it!
Ordering food at a restaurant can be too complicated. Just point at your ears when they ask what toppings you want.