My lunch is scowling at me, I don't know if I can eat it anymore.

Dude, get up, you're sleeping in my breakfast!

I'm stuffed but this shrimp scampi was so good I want to just wrap it around my neck like a scarf.

I have to say, though it sucks to have rain in the summer, I do love the sound it makes when it patters on the dry ground for the first time in a while. Thanks for helping me celebrate, lunch!

We don't need a Rolodex like we did in the old days. We only need a few cards around. And broccoli. Always broccoli.

Broccoli is by far my favorite vegetable. If I didn't abide by the urban hipster bible and only buy local organic produce I would eat broccoli every day and never get sick of it. With cheese, steamed with lemon, in a casserole. IN A CAKE OMG! Making pictures inside food with a broccoli tree, be still my beating heart!

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