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Having tentacles would make opening bottles so much easier!
It can open a whole six pack in less than 12 parsecs!
Sometimes you need a mysterious strong man to help you out in the kitchen.
All your one-handed pirate friends will love coming to BBQs at your house!
Open that fourth bottle of wine with reverence for your ancestors.
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