Get with the 21st century grandpa! Screw Top wine is where it's at!
I understand, it's hard to find a place in your small apartment for a big, antique menorah. I know you've got wine, this is for you.
I don't care what you serve me as long as the glassware makes it as confusing as possible.
The caffeine is a bit much for me, but at least I'm saving money!
What better way to express your bottled-up emotions than with this little bit of love in a bottle?
No time to make it out to visit the old gods in person? No worries.