It's like drinking the bottle at both ends.
No time to make it out to visit the old gods in person? No worries.
What better way to express your bottled-up emotions than with this little bit of love in a bottle?
Don't worry, they don't talk.
The caffeine is a bit much for me, but at least I'm saving money!
You can create a party (or a mess) anywhere, anytime! How festive!
I understand, it's hard to find a place in your small apartment for a big, antique menorah. I know you've got wine, this is for you.