Get with the 21st century grandpa! Screw Top wine is where it's at!
I hear they're hard to catch, those lil buggers! Make sure she has plenty of air and sunshine!
Patience and a steady hand are not for sale, but thankfully the fruits of patience and a steady hand are.
I don't care what you serve me as long as the glassware makes it as confusing as possible.
What better way to express your bottled-up emotions than with this little bit of love in a bottle?
No time to make it out to visit the old gods in person? No worries.