I understand, it's hard to find a place in your small apartment for a big, antique menorah. I know you've got wine, this is for you.
I'm consumed by curiosity about what's on the paper! What does it say?!
You can create a party (or a mess) anywhere, anytime! How festive!
Get with the 21st century grandpa! Screw Top wine is where it's at!
Patience and a steady hand are not for sale, but thankfully the fruits of patience and a steady hand are.
No time to make it out to visit the old gods in person? No worries.