Patience and a steady hand are not for sale, but thankfully the fruits of patience and a steady hand are.
What better way to express your bottled-up emotions than with this little bit of love in a bottle?
I'm consumed by curiosity about what's on the paper! What does it say?!
It's like drinking the bottle at both ends.
Will it safely transport my dinosaur embryos?
The caffeine is a bit much for me, but at least I'm saving money!
Get with the 21st century grandpa! Screw Top wine is where it's at!