I'll get tipsy with Hello Kitty any day! Do you think she'd bust out a few juicy secrets about Chococat and Badtz-Maru?

It takes a little more than four bottles of vodka for me to be ready to party but to each his own I guess.

When you have unicorns, duct tape, alcohol and magic on your side you really can't lose. That unicorn knows what I'm talking about, he's already had a couple.

Fruitcake, I think we can all agree, is not a tasty treat. But if you distill the booziness and the cakiness and turn it into a jelly shot, I can get behind it.

I prefer my margaritas on the rocks instead of blended but I'll take what I can get.