Keep your valuables safe with the threat that you're a terrible shot with a blaster.
But can you reassemble the beast before he melts?
If they ever do a Victorian-era remake of eXistenz, these will make great props!
No it's okay, you guys eat, I'll just nibble a little in the kitchen.
When I was a kid I was sure I was going to be a paleontologist when I grew up. And look at me! I write for the Cheezburger Network about cakes and adorable things you can buy! I'm unearthing treasures every day, right? Look Mama! I made it!
It's that time of year! What is your going to be dressed as? This lunch is going as friendly disembodied skulls at night. Not super scary but A for effort!