I'd love to be able to just take off on my own little island. So secluded! Mine all mine!
I hope there's a decent breeze on the clear blue sea for your tangerine sailboat to explore the coastline!
I'd like to set sail in this baby on a sea of hot chocolate with marshmallow sharks, peppermint starfish and butterscotch whales.
Those are some cheerful dudes. Careful not to over-salt your food smiling back!
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