I don't endorse salt-bombing your food, but if you must, these would be particularly appropriate.
These penguins are so round, it looks as if they've had too many cookies themselves! Roly poly birdies, are you just going to slide all lazy-like on your bellies to the water? Are those hair bows waterproof?
My normal wardrobe just doesn't make me look enough like a panda, you know?
There are all sorts of stories to be found in these charming prints. Tell a story while you sip your tea!